Re-ordering reality

While collating some good stories about Japan, I thought there's nothing quite as satisfying as a good list. While I have as little power over my life as anyone else has over theirs, when you write a shopping list, you are master of the universe. You are free to order the vegetables according to size, sweetness or even the Dewey Decimal System if you so desire. But why stop with shopping? Here's my list of things worth listing:

1. Books that you told people you were reading, but you haven't actually got past the blurb.
2. Top 10 ambitions you had as a teenager you have conveniently forgotten.
3. The worst jobs you have ever had.
4. Things you wish you hadn't done while drunk.
5. Things you wish you had done while drunk.

For a more useful list that actually goes to 10, click here.